Jokes

Rajnikant Special:

<>WeN RaJnIkAnT was a student
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?Teachers used to bunk class…

<> Once Rajnikant went to U.S. And met Pamela Anderson..he got desperate and wanted to masturbate..
So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes….
That building is now known as…
…THE WHITE HOUSE…;)

<>One DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth……………..


<>Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok..
Nxt day…
Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????

<>All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did…
Q-which liquid turns solid on heating?

Ans-DOSA…

<>Rajnikant’s ammunition suddenly got over and a villain came in front of him and instantly died coz,
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Rajnikant shouted “DHISHKYAAOON”


Santa Banta Special:

<>SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

<>After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

<>Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D ;)

<>In an
African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

<>Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D